Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No..
Girl:Okk.. I'll leave you alone then..
Boy: Why?
Girl: Because you don't like me..
Boy: You never asked me if I loved you.
GIrl: Do you?
Boy: Nope. Bye bitch!
Teacher: "If you had four apples, and I took two, how many would you have left?"
You: "Trick question! I don't eat apples, haha, what now?"
Dear, Kanye West, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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